Trampoline boots! Everybody! Trampoline boots! You know you want them! Trampoline Boots! All the cool kids got 'em! Tramp- Tramp- Tramp- TRAMPOLINE BOOTS!

I cannot find my potato!! I keep yelling to my mom," Mother where is my potato head!!" She was in the kitchen cooking fries and would not respond!!

Meanwhile, down at the yarn shop ... "Dang Mildred, did you see the caboose on that delivery guy?" "Haha yeah! He must work out!" *High-five* "Hey pass me a skein of the red angora

A salute your shorts marathon was on at the same time there was a convention for Magic the gathering

He sat alone in the dark listening to a thousand psychic wars and about coming home. But nobody ever comes back unbroken: good or bad, either way, broken.

Botero is closer to my ideal than Modigliani. Rubens knew what beauty was. I was born in the wrong era. Big Bob took a break in the museum coffeeshop. Yolanda saw him coming

I got a call from some shady government agency yesterday, offering me the chance to get involved in some experimental genetic procedures they were testing. I didn't realize that

The mythicalness of this wonderful dress I found just made my day. Who could have left it for me, just lying there on my bed? I don't live with anyone so who could it be? I wonder

WHERES MY PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY?

walla: Walla is a word used by ignorant Americans who don't know any foreign languages and barely know their own. The correct word is "voila", which loosely translates as "

I had the weirdest dream the other night. I dreamt of a big fluffy spaceship manned by little fluffy aliens. Everything was pink and smelled of marshmallows. The aliens looked like

Near the ancient stone stairs, one of my ancestors had engraved "L15 - A.S." I proceeded with my waning torch. We startled each other, the Eye of Elemental Evil and I. It looked

"harper lets move to the building", bullets flew to us but nothing happen we were only focused on saving our president Ronaldo from terrorist.

Before her arrival, the house became full of odd devices. The washing machine decorated mom's room. A hole was made in the wall, so that the pipe would get into the bathroom.

I really think it all started when Stella had gotten it into her head that descending from the realm of witches to the realm of monsters was a brilliant idea that wouldn't kill us.

I was so excited about Christmas day because I knew my dad had gotten me a puppy and I could not wait to finally meet her.

"Ain't never told this story before," Bobert whispered from his rocking chair. "You'll see why. Years ago, my wife Greta told me a secret 'fore she left me. She said, Bob, I'm

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will suffer from a diabetic episode. If he suffers from diabetic episode, you must give him an insulin injection. If he recovers, he might sue you.

It was a dark and stormy night. I was alone at home and about to go to bed, when I saw a scary shadow figure at my window. "Who’s there" I shouted. Suddenly there was a flash

He was scared, very scared. It had started with the sound of shattering glass. Then, he heard something crawl through the window next to the kitchen. He ran into his closet, hoping