I entered the teleporta-potty, not knowing.

Everyone seems to own a ukulele these days. Good thing I'm different. I own two.

When I ran sound at my best friend's wedding, I played "Dude Looks Like a Lady" while she was walking up the aisle. Everyone started screaming and throwing Kleenex boxes at me.

"So what I'm saying is the dinosaurs were just too big for the ark, see? So they all became extinguished. - it was thirty cubits high. That's your cretaceous boundary right there.

i woke up and thats when i found her...

I think I've gone truly insane. I've given all of my imaginary friends FaceBook profiles, and update them regularly.

Learn KIRK-KHAN-DO! My patented fighting style. Guaranteed to incapacitate any alien. The two handed chop! The flying body throw! The neck chop! Thes techniques were tested

The Prophet Efyualtuel stood in the desert of his times, and was silent. Desert wind blew, haters hated, chatters chatted, and the plastic did abide. But in that silence came to hi

The young boy Stark Lloyd felt a thick liquid run down his hands as he pulled the knife from the cold corpses of his parents

the different types of sacraments of initiation are baptism confirmation communion

The terrifying creature, a zombie it was, came bursting out of the door when the girl opened it, a blood curdling scream escaping her lips and alerting the hoard.

After 10 days of white-out in a pup-tent, the weather cleared and we ventured to the peak. When reaching the summit, I checked my GPS. We were on the wrong mountain

The woman walked down the aisle holding her daughter's hand. The woman said wearily "We are not buying food for imaginary people".

Crime rates, global population, skin cancer, and gas prices are down. Why? Is it the increase in a police state? No. Alien Invasion? No. The Internet? Yes.

You gotta check this out, I said to no one in particular in the crowded room as I hiked up my shirt to show off my

The old ram stands looking down over rock slides, stupidly triumphant. The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

I spent yesterday lining up to vote in the Afghan election so I'm laid up today with a severe case of burka rash. The only known cure for burka rash is to take one goat grazed on

"JEREMY!!" She screamed at the pan baking a fresh cracked egg. Jeremy was the egg now spilled onto the sizzling pan. She cried. He whispered his last words "Find.... Peep"

I propose that we pool our risk and enter a contract of utmost good faith underwritten with my heart.

It was 5.48am. A blackbird was singing outside the window in the gloom. I reached out - nothing there. I looked & there was a burnt hole the shape of my husband in the mattress.