Carstairs lit his 40th cigarette of the day, tossing the lighter back in his desk drawer. "Hey Sylvia! Get in here," he called to his secretary. "I need the Singleton file, quick."

Meredith spit out her gum and reapplied her lip gloss. She leaned back in her office chair, peeking around the wall of her cubicle. Julia was leaning over the copier, furiously

Saliva pooled under his feet as he stared longingly at the chihuahua. She was a real beaut - bug-eyed, just the way he liked 'em, and shivering so violently that her entire body

I could see myself laying on the couch. Flat on my back, eyes closed, hands stupidly crossed on my chest like a corpse at wake.When mother saw me ran she ran to me and knocked my

In my horror, I had stumbled upon the Folding Story Code. Every first letter of EVERY fold inevitably spelled out the terrible secret of...well, that I had yet to discern, but it

"Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?" The strange man said to me. "Hey dude Im here for LargeLouie69, ya seen him?" I said with a smile

The barmaid exclaimed "If you don't shut the hell up i'm going to bust you in the mouth." He gazed at her breasts longingly and couldn't help himself. "Which One!" The Ambulance

The UPS driver stared intensely at me. "Do you want Santa's recipe for hot chocolate?" Of course I do, I replied!!! He shrugged. "Cool, here's what you do. Add three

Sometimes when I brush my teeth I think I can hear the cavities die. I can hear their wails and screams as the listerine incinerates them. I feel sorry for them. That's why I

O Rose thou art sick, the invisible worm, that flies in the night, in the howling storm, has found out thy bed of crimson joy, and his dark secret love, does thy life destroy

A young girl came speeding down the street. She waved her hands at me and started yelling.

Socked in again, she thought as she looked over the lagoon.. "The weather man is on crack," and knows nothing about Alaska

After untold centuries, Taco Bell finally ran out of creative ways to repackage dog food, bad queso and nachos and began to branch out into French cuisine. Le Damn Bell Sans Merci

They threw him out in South Central LA with no money, no shoes and only his camera crew. Now it was time for Bear Grylls to survive in the harshest environment. He

"...Now this is different," I said. Tiny little bumps were beginning to form on my knuckles. The weird thing was, that they were a sickly green color. "Wonder how this happened..."

Mia was waiting by Cleopatra's Needle. She looked over the wall of the Embankment into the brown water of the Thames. She thought she saw something large move beneath the water and

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Her decrepid tooth reminded him of their first kiss,& the moldering remains of a rose, of their first date. Surely She still loved him so he visited her grave & dug her up.

He sat slouched in the sofa with 1/2 a dozen cigarette butts ashed out on the coffee table not quite making it to the ashtray. An open bottle of bourbon with the cap lost in the

Once upon a time, there was a little Kanye West. This world was too small for him. In his world, he is king. Long live the king? What was I talking about again? Oh, right. He had a