It reminds me of the green parrots that live wild here in Silicon Valley. We have four distinct populations—with the largest in

BIP...BIP! Made the machine when Sarah awoke from her 10 year coma. Her parents had fallen to the winds of time, just another way to tell the story of those who pass away.

"The end is nigh!" shouted a elderly lady with a compromising sandwich board plastered to her ample bosom. Some people shot her worried looks, wondering if she had escaped from

It's a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad scientist who creates a giant robot to defend the world against the Asian Indians because he thinks they're all hippies.

There was this kid who was running away from the school. which one attack dogs attacked him...

It wasn't clear yet if the beginning of the story really started like that. Every day before the first meeting, he used to forget everything about her just for discovering

I got an email from a cousin of an ex dictator in Nigeria who needed a safe place to store 15,000,000 $. I paid the transfer fee, and to my surprise the money was transferred to my

Battle stations came the cold hard command over the shipboard communicator. We were finally going to test the newest starship in actual battle. The classified phoneme cannon was

I realized I had a speech filter issue after my boss said "Good morning Wally" and apparently I said "Sure, I'd love to sleep with you". There were other incidents.

Mrs. W found him on the steps of her porch. He said his name was Henry and he had nowhere to stay. Mrs. W said he could stay in the 3rd floor of her house, but she didn't tell her

It was never my intention to live in California. I came here for the music and stayed out of intertia. I need to put intention back in my life, so I packed up car and headed

I can't fight for my own freedom because my grandparents didn't pay the bill. They had their thrills in tv and pills with forefathers of representation, demoralized, democratized,&

"I am a luxury hobo. Observe." The bearded man on the beach stuck out his thumb and a cruise liner picked him up. "I've been poor in 35 countries and hundreds of resorts. Follow me

He batted his long lashes, subtly plucked the thong out of his behind and began a sultry, whiskey-voiced rendition of "Sweet Transvestite"

Stop me if you heard this one. Three guys walk into a bar. No, two guys. And one has a limp. Oh, yeah, he's a priest. Then the bartender -- she's a lesbian -- says

He was the kinda guy that'd take little incidents & observations from everyday life & work them into bits on an anonymous collaborative storytelling site. You know the type. A real

She was the kind of person who goes to jazz bars to look cool,orders five different drinks with exotic names to show how sophisticated she is & I was stupid enough to fall for her

I need a dollar. That's what I need. And if I share my story with you, will you share your dollar with me?

It was a sunny day in Alresford City when Joe Griffin decided he would take a long walk in the wood with an axe and a spade

Hackers hacking hackers. Easy prey. They should have noticed how easy it would be to have someone take them down personally with a flash hit-squad. Better money than porn, that's