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Her purse was embroidered with 'Bad Ass'. She had ink on her neck, back, legs, and full sleeves. When she talked, you listened. She had a deep scar on her hand that

He listened to E-40 because it reminded him of his lame summers in Sacramento. His total lack of ambition hidden even to himself behind an emulation of thugs. His manager called

When you've just murdered 10 people, you'd think you'd feel at least a few pangs of guilt. But all I could think of was a nice, hot shower to wash the blood off.

He rolled, bursting from the burning house at an unadvisable speed. A unfortunately placed stone connected with his foot and he flew forward skidding across the dirt with a crunch.

Looking out over the canyon, Stan wondered how it had come to this. The last thing he remembered was jamming in the suppositories and then it was all a blur. He had a faint

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There I was. The waves had washed me ashore on this, apparently, deserted island. The storm had sunk the boat I was traveling on with my school friends. It was supposed to be the

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Imogen wondered where she was, and what the hell was going on. First someone had hijacked her words & there was a shootout. Then some other guy took her out of context and cheated

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