Ich betrat den Serverraum von Blizzard um meine lange geplante Mission endlich umsetzen zu können:

The next day though I began to feel serious pain. If the problems I've suffered on the flight are going to ruin the dream job I've wanted to do since I was a little girl, I will

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Once upon a time there was a young girl who lived with her pet turtle. She loved her pet turtle more than anything else in the world. She was lucky because her pet turtle could

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"My wife ran off with my best friend... and boy do I miss him." The audience groaned. He was gonna have to do better than that.

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When the boyfriend found the skid marks on his girl's lingerie he was overcome with a deluge of

Today marks another day when I awoke alive. Will I ever awake not alive or in death will I never sleep. Thes questions annoy me every damn morning. Am I mad? No I'm actually quite

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Some people call it a swing blade but I call it a kaiser blade, I think i will go with Billy Bob Thorton and end up calling it a......

The young boy was walking on the side of the road heading to his friends home, and had brought with him his ipod, phone, and pet dog. He was just turning the corner past a car when

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While walking to the store on last saturday afternoon I found what no one would believe, thier was an unexpected meteor hit the ground about 50 feet ahead of me i ran towards it...

I was sitting on a chair when a pizza landed in my lap. The next thing i did was toss it to the homeless man next to me and he thanked me by giving me his very expensive shiny car

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