"The shortest distance between two idiots is but a few feet." Master Yang told his pupil. The student, Jimmy Cake, could totally see into that, as he continuously bumped into stup

Stop horsing around. Don't dog me. Or rat on me. Don't cow down. Don't monkey around. Don't wolf down your food. Cat got your tongue? Sheepish? Antsy? Don't worm your way out of it

I am so excited about this weekend. I will be able to enjoy my friends and have a break from school. Well at least for a day that is. When I make it through Methods I I will be the

Body snatchers rarely take vacations, since they have precious little time to spread their seed. But Clarence was tired and needed to think. Perhaps just a few days in

J. Edgar Hoover decided to go shopping. He'd been bottled up during the whole law enforcement convention. He needed to breathe. He needed freedom. He needed to be "her."

The somoan jumped out of the plane. Face painted like Beetlejuice, and a snowboard attached to his feet. He did flips oblivious to the Blimp that was backing up into his

I forged the lock fearing the loneliness.Forced to look for a way out:a farse developing in the other room and I couldn't stant it anymore.Looking at the clock on the wall it was

I love talking to my parents about sex. In fact, sometimes I come into their room while they're going at it, just to chat. Eat a breakfast burrito while my mom just nails dad like

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The night was dark and foggy.

The Zombie Master of Zombie Zen teachings climbed the hill and saw the zombie crowd that had gathered to listen him. The Zombie Master scratched his eye socket and began to talk:

First lima beans, and now this! Stores never heard of broccoli, and no mention of it on the internet or even in Sally's cookbooks! Maybe she was jumping tracks into slightly diff

It was a crushing defeat. The heat wave had destroyed Mr. Okley's pumpkin patch only days before the town's annual Veggie Might competition. His shriveled produce was too weak for

"Jeepers", he said as he looked at the stolen Wii Cameron had just pulled out of his schoolbag. "I can't believe you just stole that", Jasper honoured his tenacity. "Aren't you

"Hmm. I wonder why Gary has the Event planned for the sleepiest day of the year." I reached for my copy of "Eigler's Extensive Concordance of Hidden Surprises." It fell open to the

He was a close-minded conservative bigot, she was a spoiled liberal lunatic. They both shared a love of Dr. Seuss and musical-comedies. They got married.

That really pissed him off, with moves like a cat, George Foreman jumped to his feet, grabbed the closest Swiffer Duster and proceeded to

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XVM11 ordered a brillo pad burger, wire fries & a motoroil shake to go. He was late for robot's rights demo, but his insides were making scraping noises. A human cop walked in and

Superkick, woo! [Musical interlude.] Superkick, woo! [Musical interlude.] Feet stronger than a raging herd of beeffalo, the mighty Superkick is the champion of justice! Our hero