Si tu vas à Annecy, n'oublies pas ton stylo FriXion,

Michelle's smell caused Biden's eyes to explore her neck and decolletee. The moment melted into an intimate crossroads. Any time to consider the paths would lead to shame, he kisse

It was crafted from some ceramic material that was really useful for flying until the pat downs and body scanners. Now he had to kill terrorists with a ball point pen if it came to

He turned her hand over and found the money she had been sure was in her pocket. How could he have lifted it and put it there without her noticing. As she was piecing it together

Saint Elmo never heard music this good. As the fog descended on the harbor, the lighthouse swirled from the east jetty and caught a glimpse of the dark figures by the moorings of

To his great surprise, Alan found himself fading away. After a few beers he had often wondered what lay beyond the grave, now he was going to find out. He closed his eyes and

To the save the last of the Yetis found deep in the Himalayas, Goodall teamed up with the acclaimed neurologist Dr. Frankenpepper who planned to graft extra sex organs donated by

His hair line fascinated her. She was nine inches taller than him and his hair transplant job was as obvious as a row of telephone poles crossing a flat barren desert. Neat spot of

It was supposed to be easy, just a couple of hours of work cleaning up the website. As soon as I looked at the code, I realized that this was no ordinary

Over thirty days of drizzling rain and my mood is as dull as the cloud who's unselfconscious drool oozes down my window. Can we all scream "GREY", god i'm sick of grey.

All I did was look into his eyes and he knew just what I meant.Too bad he was a product of my imagination cause the man on my bed didn't know me at all.I was done wasting time on

Kord elas üks väike patsidega tüdruk, kes oli veidi ulakas. Tal ei olnud püsivust, ta toppis oma nina igale poole. Kunagi ei kuulanud ta oma vanemate sõna. Ühel päeval ............

With friends like these, you have to wonder where it all went wrong. Jonas was always popular in his heyday, but he never imagined that

this is a typical story of boy meets girl, but this boy is also a girl and this girl is also a boy

I loaded and cocked the gun. I thought to myself "This world was never good enough for octopus-human love, and it will never will be!" As I raised the gun I imagined her purple

Geoff couldn't speak French. Not a single word. He regretted not learning it now, what with the angry French cannibals surrounding him, and he without a battle-axe! Thinking quick,

I never was good at skateboarding. I think it was the jeans, honestly. How am I expected to kickflip with the maneuverability of a hogtied tortoise?

It was a mistake, I knew, to buy the grape soda. It never sat well in my stomach. Also, I won the contest prize in the fourth can, which summoned Beelzebub to my living room.

"so, any last remarks, Bieber?" "No, Sir" The disgrace was now hanging by a thread looped around his big toe. Below him, was the Japanese volcano Sacwanjoho. "So, bieber, any idea

Never mind that Sharks have five rows of continuously growing teeth, the Sheik wanted the front tooth of his prize Great White repaired so he called Michael Rutzen, shark-whisperer