Skippy the hippie from Mississippi was flippy for some fruit dippy, So he said Yippee! and ate some cold fruit dippy and then he got cold and a little nippy.

Hilarious dialogue + Zany interlude / Sexual innuendo (Blatant intercourse) - Blurring the lines * Picking up the spare = X. Ex-girlfriend's parents + financial opportunity = Y.

Charles was lost in reverie at this face that she had loved. He seemed to see again something of her in it. It was a marvel to him. He would have liked to have been this man.

I'd rather create than add but if we all create and never add there'd be no finish. 10,000 one-fold stories just isn't going to cut it. As you can tell,

I was walking through a street. A somewhat faint aroma of Sunny Delights was in the air. Strangely, I was strongly attached to the smell.

You know you're getting hotter and you know that your life is in danger with every second. What do you do? Run? Fight? Beg for forgiveness? Only you can change life's fate when

"What an adorable baby!" crooned the nurse, as she handed him to Mr. & Mrs. Aday. "His name will be Marvin Lee," said Mrs. Aday. "Although...he looks kinda like a meat loaf."

Gojii berries are the secret to sustainable and cheap fusion power. I am convinced of it.

i'm Edmund Fitzherbut and i'm studying law at university. what do you do?

I am not a creative writer, I am more of critical thinker who enjoys solving solutions and finding problem to an anwser. I always enjoyed my english classes becuase I like to read

Everest - the highest point in the world. A place to truly contemplate the meaning of life. I stared out at the magnificent sunset when.. CLUNK! an oxygen tank hit the back of my h

Garfield had joined the Baltimore police force. Yeah he was an orange cat but he had wanted to make a difference. That was before he wanted to take down Stringer Bell.

Let's all go to the zoo. We can go just me & you. We can see a gnu. A green cockatoo. And a wombat eating its poo.

I furrowed my brow to recall what I'd forgot. "Oh, right. Nonsense!" And with that, I engaged the phantasmagoric thingamajig, switched on the happenstance shvipten, and rocketed

I've never been able to express myself fully. All I rely on to communicate is my charming good looks, my purrs, and occasional meows. This was one of those moments I wished I could

She elephants, that's what you'd call them. Although they weren't quite elephants, but rather a large robust tub of fat & skin with floppy ears & lipstick crossing narrow philtrum

The ghost of Ben Franklin appeared above my bed last night. He merely stared at me and pointed his long boney finger at me. In the morning I found a note upon which was written

1,2,3,pin,5,6,7,pin,9,10,11,pin,13,14,15,pin,17,

During the night, a big black bunny with red eyes crawled into my bedroom through the window

Bog and his moose knuckle like ice cream