For some reason, my father prepared his uncle's best friend over me. It's been like that since I was six and dying of a fever. I never understood what he found in that tiny man.

I'm gonna start eating carrots and spitting them around like a bad ass.

I remember the greatest achievement of my friends. It was degenerate, chaotic and technically illegal but it was so fucking beautiful.

What's big, black, hulking, and scares the living daylights out of women? The creature living in the basement, that's what. But if I don't keep it fed, I'll be next to disappear..

After consulting with Abacus Squared, Dr. Sardonicus, and Muscaria Hemlock, Professor Loomis announced his final findings to the Solarian Academies of Science. The Multiverse was a

And where are all the dreams kept, that we can't remember in the mornings? Are they locked up, somewhere, that we access at death? Or are they incinerated in the

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I can’t decide who is Trump’s Himmler. Steven Miller was the front runner for a long time. Now I have to admit it might turn out to be Barr. Miller is still way in front but not a

I first heard about the speigle device late on a Thursday afternoon. Wow, I thought. 48 hours later and I won one on an online giveaway. By Tuesday it was in my grubby hands. "by"

There was an old house in the forest...

Slowly he opened the door. They filled the space behind like beans in a can... a can of terror. They watched as he

I postponed reaching maturity by thirty years—the expectation far outweighed the consequence—and, afterwards, I still felt so intolerably lacking. “If you don’t grow up, “Mother

It was too bad Rollo found out he had the blood of English Kings when he was homeless & eating out of dumpsters. He found a prepaid DNA ancestry kit in the trash, spit into it and

Eirin screamed while tears ran down her face. 'Help...Please'. Another nightmare. She gets these often. James was asleep beside her, but didn't hear her.

"WHAT" screamed Charolotte as the floor collapses due to an unholy amount of hotdogs. She was really confused because

"What have I done?" as I stood over the dead body of my friend. What have I done I repeated in mind shocked at the scene in front of me. Suddenly I felt a hand on my shoulder

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I am always amazed that when I pick my nose in public I get that look. As if it is so foreign to people. Why don't they

The clown's real name was Dan, but everyone called him Danny Buckles after he got a tranq dart stuck in his

With the beast on the floor in front of her, she crawled toward the hot oven. As she tried to stand