One day, I died.

Once there was a bat he hated getting head butted by baseball and he was finished he was so jealous so he quit.

Her cursor hovered over the flashing advertisement: WIN BIG NOW! It was stupid. She'd already given so much of her life away to online gambling. But maybe she'd get lucky today...

You can't teach a dead horse new tricks. But you can beat them. To the ground. Ad absurdum. Then one day a riderless horse with no name ambles into Dodge City Spaceport with a mess

This is a story about a boy.

Charles sharpened his pencil for many hours. The shavings kept on falling to the floor amounting to a mountain. Hilda then attempted to climb this mountain but found it challenging

Never have I thought about something that big before. It was as big as a baby whale in a vast pacific ocean.

One week, in the afternoon, a sandwich was eaten by me, and other sandwich was eaten by my father (Marc)

Tomorrow they’ll interview everybody I know.

"Serks, c'mere! You've gotta check out this view!" Meenah's face lit up with childlike wonder as she entered the hotel room. Aranea trailed a few steps behind, carrying their bags.

"It's quiet... too quiet." he said as he tripped over the cat.

The first thing I noticed, when I entered his room, was a picture of his sister. She died in an accident 3 years ago. It had been the epicenter of his breakdown. I had to hurry...

Sara signed her note, garlanded it with hearts & passed it to Patty who passed it to Sammy. He opened it: "I like you. Do you like me?" He wrote a reply & passed it back: "maybe."

Billy Fad was not the most popular guy in town. But, he was well known for his cheesy pick up lines which he used daily. "Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cos you have a sweet ass."

Like she was gonna slap you in the back of the head. That is what it looked like to me. Like your dead grandma was gonna slap you upside the back of your head. And you deserve it.

Amanda tried to comfort her neighbor in 23B. Jessica was still shaking. "I feel ashamed -- it was a very nice ghost, but I'm easily startled!" Maybe that's why I'm here, thought

Once upon a time there was a man.

She likes wine; so, do I. She said she’d wear a Halloween costume for wine. I asked what costume. For lots of wine, she said I can choose. I felt a stirring. Birthday suit?

The air was thick with fog, and monstrous growls could be heard from within.

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