"Serks, c'mere! You've gotta check out this view!" Meenah's face lit up with childlike wonder as she entered the hotel room. Aranea trailed a few steps behind, carrying their bags.

Theo might have been dreaming or might not; he was in one of those places where the borders between the two became indistinguishably thin, but he did not know that. Slowly he crept

Lance smeared smegma butter across Jill's English muffin. Then he sat back and admired his work. Oh, how he loved the ladies from London. That, and a good game of football.

If time is money, does that mean ATMs are time machines? Imma gonna find out. I slipped my card into the slot, punched in my pin number, then pressed "Fast Cash".

Once there was a bat he hated getting head butted by baseball and he was finished he was so jealous so he quit.

Last night I dreamt I returned to a fold I only vaguely remember ...

Pastor Billy Bob's Bible: When God got done makin' all the varmints of Creeayshun, he was plumb tuckered an put up 'is boots, sayin' "This here's Sunday. Don't get up a sweat

You couldn't be sure it was moss or leeches oozing onto you from the low,dark trees as you flail across bog country, pursued by an unreliable, gloaming witch light.

Amundsen raised his arm for a halt, stepped off the sledge & sat down. He looked at each in turn as the party gathered around. "Let's give up." Hassel said, "but we're only 30 km

Charles sharpened his pencil for many hours. The shavings kept on falling to the floor amounting to a mountain. Hilda then attempted to climb this mountain but found it challenging

Robbie dodged the vicious crowbots of Detroit and got home with his new endovisks. But instead of "Hunger Maze 37", by mistake the shopkeeper had wrapped up "Magic: The Whole Art".

Never have I thought about something that big before. It was as big as a baby whale in a vast pacific ocean.

"It's quiet... too quiet." he said as he tripped over the cat.

I am trying as hard as I can, to destroy the old man's house but to no avail.I tried using my tools and soon I gave up hope. My dream of becoming a demolisher is hopeless atallcost

"I wonder how long it'll take to become famous." Miley said, fixing her blonde wig. "It'll take longer with that wig." Said her agent. "Just shave your head and twerk." "Ew, no."

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World War XVII started when the Allied Axis (Botswana, Nepal and Slovakia) declared war on their greates rivals: Vietnam, Alabama and The Elephant Republic Of El Salvador.

Captain Shmuro tightened the bolts on his new EG coil's mounting bracket as he endured the wittering of his sole paying passenger, Mme Lettucia Vinagretta of the EconoZone. Shmuro

Sara signed her note, garlanded it with hearts & passed it to Patty who passed it to Sammy. He opened it: "I like you. Do you like me?" He wrote a reply & passed it back: "maybe."

"Possible Existence of Wormholes at the Center of the Galaxy". Harry glancing over Norbert's shoulder commented, "They don't need to look so far away, Norby, your brain is