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i was in health class when all of a sudden some kid blurts out welcome to

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Mrs. Owens had an amazing pair of knockers. They were enormous heavy things festooned with ornate decorations & hung heavily from front and back doors of her mansion. I lifted the

His fist crashes into my nose, causing a loud crack and sending blood everywhere. He smirks and says, "You really suck at this." I smile and say, "Screw you too."

It was the best of times, but actually it was the worst of times. It was the age of wisdom, but really everyone was just an idiot.

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"Your Honor, My client is innocent of the charges filed. He was in a car accident and lost his left arm. The arm donor was a notorious shoplifter so you see he couldn't help it."

To get to the root of the problem I was going have to remove each of my fingers. I had stolen a cleaver from the local butcher and my plan was to start with my left pinky. It was

I entered my apartment and smelled sulfur. Satan had been here, and I was willing to bet he was taking Cheryl out right now. I knew I never should have trusted Satan around my girl

So there he was, on the bridge of the ship, a bloodied axe in one hand and the beheaded body of the Xonian captain in the other. Justin could hardly believe what he had done.

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So the old lady opened the bank's letter. "We regret to inform you Ma'am but we are foreclosing on your shoe." She didn't need this. She had so many children, and now this?

Vanessa Conquest spat discreetly into her napkin. "Of course I am a carnivore, but not evolved or devolved enough for this, Solange. Maybe a spiritual centrist. Human fetal sushi