I'd been preparing for this moment for years but you know you'll never really be ready. Still, this was it. I was filled with a mixture of dreaded anticipation and nervous glee. In

The telephone rang. He picked it up. Bad news. He was clueless as to what course of action needed to be taken. He had never been exposed to such a shock before. He was paralised.

We detected just 1 burrowing owl on-transect, but it is important to reiterate that we avoided walking in areas known by land managers to contain active burrows.

I love talking to my parents about sex. In fact, sometimes I come into their room while they're going at it, just to chat. Eat a breakfast burrito while my mom just nails dad like

When man finds his inner-self, nothing is left secret for him. "Blessed are the pure in heart" coz "he will see God. " he will see God in everywhere, in those flowers,trees,seeds

He was a serial pet killer. Ever since his family dog lifted its leg and peed into his infant eyes, he'd vowed revenge. He'd go over to people's houses and mysteriously pets would

This is vanilla you sick sonofabitch. Ted was right of course. But I needed "The Max." His middle-class brain could never fathom that, so I switched over to

1Mississipi2Mississipi3Mississ...Herald didn't remember how many Mississipis he was suposed to wait before he could chase after Jane into the woods.He agreed to the counting for fu

It was pouring raining and my phone had just went dead. Lighting struck and the lights in the parking garage went out. I started to turn around when I saw a dark figure start to

I am an invisible man. Though invisibility doesn't beget clairvoyance, I'm sure you're thinking that I must have used this power in all manner of sexual deviance and criminality.

Today is the mayhem fest i am going to see the best bands alive and as soon as i got thier...

"LEEERRROOOY, JENKINS" The Criminal shouted as he ran out of jail. helicopter, SWAT teams, tanks, everybody was out when Bob ran out of jail. bob was really an alein from mars who

Once upon a time in Tuscaloosa, Alabama...

Perry woke up, rolled over, and purred he was a platypus after all.

Billy is on his way to Mars

"Mr. Donovan?" Celia said nervously. "Yes, what is it?" Mr. Donovan asked. "I saw Theodore kissing Rusty." Celia said. Then Theodore and Amos entered the room and Mr. Donovan

Pretty kitty sitting so still. Are you hoping to catch your fill? The little brown mouse just ran in his house. Silly kitty sitting so still.

She closed the book, placed it on the table and finally decided to walk through the door.

Then wonder woman sold her invisible jet to the third in command of Al Qaeda. He was not as charming as Bin Laden was, but Bin was dead. She sold the invisible jet for

Through the looking glass it would seem my trophy case had perhaps been ram-sacked or tampered with... Not so much as a remnant of proof boasting of my bountiful accomplishments