It flew towards me with an altogether unexpected trajectoral persuasion. I reached out and it landed with a dull thump in my palm. Then I saw that it was

Capt. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Chekov and Lt. Green entered the glade where Pooh and Piglet were trying to restart their bloody chainsaws. Spock held out his tricorder towards them.

Patient #zero came into the ER today, again, spitting up random universes and stray alien civilizations the size of a dog's head. We're still trying to find out which dog it is.

Red alert! Red alert!

"No. Well, maybe...ok, FINE! I'm in." Curse

His strained eyes jumped from the blinking cursor of the dulling screen to the bobblehead at the front of the room wading left and right, back and forth through the stale air.

She'd been looking for this inscription for years. The oldest known recorded written words, hidden for centuries. But, when she finally wiped away the dust, the tablet simply read

Oh I'm a spelunker crack & I'm ok.I climb in caves where night is day." "He's a spelunker crack & he's ok.He climbs in caves where night is day."I rappel down walls, pick stalagtit

It wasn't always easy being an alligator with a body structure of the human. You still looked like an alligator, yet you aren't. It was confusing.

I lost another one. Between when it lit & when I realized that I had passed it on the river & then completely forgot it all together, were mere seconds but aeons in transgressions.

The tea had long since gone cold, but I didn't want to get up and reheat it.

"Open the door!Please,let me out of the storeroom!"shouted Thalia.Thalia was locked in the storeroom by the school bullies,Travis Stoll and Connor Stoll.She tried to brake the ....

Dr. Harry Haller found there were many benefits by being a lycanthropist in the year 2016 and started to list them while having beer and bratwurst. George the red wolf, his buddy.

When you live on a farm, every passing car's a big deal, but this car was even more so. We could smell the land developer stench a half mile away. Protocol for these types mandated

Esta mañá cando cheguei ao cole non sabía que a maxia da cidade estaba agardando pols meus compañeiros e compañeiras. A guía, Roberta, contounos que durante o roteiro coñeceriamos

About that pod the CW network uses to grow the cast members for its TV series,

I am a dog my name is Rupert and I am going to eat my food, then I am going to drink water... My friend Tom the cat said " I am going to...

The man farted in the wilderness he thought no one could hear him he was wrong.

ράφεις μπορεί να προκαλέσει θυμό σε άλλους, ή χαρά. Μπορεί να αλλάξει τον κόσμο. "Ana πήρε Τι γτο μαγι�

"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the fire arena!" said the host, grinning at the contestants. There were old and young, some as young as five and some as old as sixty-five.