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Jeez, I can't shake the eerie feeling that

  • Jeez, I can't shake the eerie feeling that you already asked me that question about deja vu before

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  • . "Stop repeating everything I say!" she snapped at me. "Stop repeating everything I say!" I snapped back. She rolled her eyes. I rolled my eyes. She detached her wooden leg. I

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  • slapped her in the face. How rude of her to pull the 'I have a fake leg and you don't' card. She laughed, thinking she won this little game, unaware that I'm not one to take a joke

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  • . I laughed with her, both trying to hide my anger as well as buy a few moments to think about how I could wipe that stupid smile off her face. So I removed my pants, bent over &

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  • roll down the floor trying to grab her leg.Her hairy leg make me feel like not want to touch her .That is disgusting,eeww.Well there will always a chance to

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  • re-consider the things you don't want to do. And this situation seemed to be one requiring me to take action. So I grabbed her hairy leg and made her fall down on the floor, too.

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  • While we were entangled together on the floor, I asked, "Why is one of your legs smooth and the other hairy?" "It is the mark of the Sisterhood of Penge! But you will never get my

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  • reasoning unless I explain it to you. The left leg's as lively as London, while the other is as plain as Penge. If you lived there, you'd understand." I considered this a moment.

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  • "Wikipedia says Penge's the archetypal commuter suburb," I said. "Sorry, you have to live there to get it." I had to understand these legs- one lively, one plain. I moved to Penge.

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  • Sure enough, Wikipedia had it right. Penge really IS the archetypal commuter suburb. And with my last breath, I finally got the joke.

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