Bess Bavout was having no end of trouble

Bess Bavout was having no end of trouble getting her daughter Oona admitted to Mrs. Twatweiler's Kennel for Young Girls. The boarding fees settled, Oona now objected to the menus.

key to obedience and maybe the kennels weren't necessary to force the young girls into submission. Lucy had been groomed since four, and seemed the prime candidate for the MK-ULTRA

kindergarten. Their lunches were laced with trace amounts of mind altering drugs so they would be more pliable for the CIA's Special-Op Assassin Prepschool (SOAP) for girls.

But Arnold was undercover at the same Kindergarten. He was after a perp and had stepped right into the CIA's Girl Mind Control program. How could he

save the girls from becoming brain-warped government cigarmakeresses? During play time, Arnold hid beneath the milk tray as the agent loaded the Teletubbies Mind Control Episode.

Which mind control episode, he didn't need to know. Arnold banged his foot and spoilt his hiding place, throwing milk everywhere which ruined the TV and silenced the Teletubbies.

Although the Teletubbies had long been silent since Ragdoll productions had turned their talents to making In The Night Garden. He contemplated the gravity of his enormous error.

Let's see...force equals the gravitational constant between two masses...or is that Coulomb's Law? It didn't matter. But wait a minute...how about a children's show about physics?

The children's show about physics was hugely popular. Kids were no longer interested in worshiping movie stars, reality tv or doped up athletes. Instead physicists were the rage.