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"I hate YouTube! YouTube is stupid! I was

  • "I hate YouTube! YouTube is stupid! I was just getting used to the previously stupid upgrade, and now they come with this crap! WHERE ARE MY SUBSCRIPTIONS?" Oh God, Jimmy relax

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  • ed as the morphine kicked in. Visions of sugarplums and Miranda Kerr danced in his head. He left his body and began feeding the sugarplums to Miranda right there on the dancefloor.

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  • Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky dressed as a sugarplum fairy was also eaten by Miranda Kerr. Vitamin M pulsed through his body and baby fur seals playing kazoos danced in a circle

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  • . Disney crushed his Old Gold as he looked at the rushes for Fantasia 3. "Now, I knew you guys where on LSD for the first one. What the hell are you taking here?" Burton tried to

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  • draw the structure but he kept putting funny little heads where the atoms should be. "That's enough, Burton!" hissed Disney with his cryo-raspy voice. "Fantasia 3 should be family

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  • pornographia!" Burton had been licking Disney boots long enough. Now was his time in the sun. He whacked Disney's frozen head into a microwave. Now HE would run the show.

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  • Burton made the new animated Disney Star Wars movie in black & white. It starred Johnny Depp as R2-D2 and Helena Bonham Carter as everyone else. The Vampire Sith used the dark side

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  • of the pillow and it's unstoppable cooling powers to chill Tatooine's twin suns. C-3PO (Helena Bonham Carter) battled with that cool ass bounty hunter dude (also played by Helena

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  • Bonham Carter), prissily baking human pies while returning blaster fire with the parabolic tin skull of R2-D2 (formerly played by Helena

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  • Abreu). R2-D2 had enough! He said "Bloko-ti-pi-ti-di" (pronounced Blooku-ti-pi-ty-di) and killed her. Then, he rescued Princess Leia and married her, having 3 sons.

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