"I hate YouTube! YouTube is stupid! I was

"I hate YouTube! YouTube is stupid! I was just getting used to the previously stupid upgrade, and now they come with this crap! WHERE ARE MY SUBSCRIPTIONS?" Oh God, Jimmy relax

ed as the morphine kicked in. Visions of sugarplums and Miranda Kerr danced in his head. He left his body and began feeding the sugarplums to Miranda right there on the dancefloor.

. Disney crushed his Old Gold as he looked at the rushes for Fantasia 3. "Now, I knew you guys where on LSD for the first one. What the hell are you taking here?" Burton tried to

draw the structure but he kept putting funny little heads where the atoms should be. "That's enough, Burton!" hissed Disney with his cryo-raspy voice. "Fantasia 3 should be family

pornographia!" Burton had been licking Disney boots long enough. Now was his time in the sun. He whacked Disney's frozen head into a microwave. Now HE would run the show.

Burton made the new animated Disney Star Wars movie in black & white. It starred Johnny Depp as R2-D2 and Helena Bonham Carter as everyone else. The Vampire Sith used the dark side

of the pillow and it's unstoppable cooling powers to chill Tatooine's twin suns. C-3PO (Helena Bonham Carter) battled with that cool ass bounty hunter dude (also played by Helena

Bonham Carter), prissily baking human pies while returning blaster fire with the parabolic tin skull of R2-D2 (formerly played by Helena

Abreu). R2-D2 had enough! He said "Bloko-ti-pi-ti-di" (pronounced Blooku-ti-pi-ty-di) and killed her. Then, he rescued Princess Leia and married her, having 3 sons.