The TV announced "Only 10 more shopping days

The TV announced "Only 10 more shopping days until Christmas". Zeeno replied, "10 more days & the world ends. Let's see what's left on my list? Replace mannequins at Macy's with

15 tier wedding cakes. The TV suddenly went static. Zeeno had forgotten to pay his tv license as he was too busy with his evil christmas list. Zeeno called the

doctor and the doctor said, "No more monkeys jumping on the bed." Zeeno and the disappointed monkeys sat down and ate the rest of the wedding cake and played Uno.

throwing their poop around. Damn monkeys, how am I supposed to beat them at Uno, if it ends like this every single time? I grabbed the mop and some Lysol to clean up after the

poop flinging monkeys. That is when I discovered the nickles and dimes in the poop. Seems like these monkeys were eating spare change, which gave me an idea on how to smuggle more

poop in coin rolls. You see, I hate the banks. I want them to handle feces like it was money so I can know that full-bellied satisfaction of be-stinking a banker. I needed to

make the poop act like a dye pack and leak on the tellers' hands. Permanent stainage, that's how I roll. The ruin, the lovely ruin, all over... "Sir, you're next in line," I heard.

I shuffled nonchalantly towards the counter, only to be stopped by a hefty security guard who barred my way. "Is there something that you'd like to confess, sir?" he boomed, pointi

ng in my general direction. "Yes," replied "I am a work of art and I am a confession. I confess myself." Confused, the guard let me go about my business unhindered.