Mildred's first expedition to space was fairly

Mildred's first expedition to space was fairly uneventful. Until she found out that she was going to be accompanied by several dozen ex-mob-bosses. The void looked welcoming now.

Vito the Sausage Baron, Bobby Bugeyes, "Fingers" & Danny "the Duke" were arguing about who'd caused a blockage of the waste collection system. Mildred tried to arbitrate

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"If I could turn back time, if I could find my w-" "Aw cripes, not CHER" shouted the drunk guy on the corner bar stool. Ok, so dive bar karaoke wasn't going so well but I had plans

and dreams. I adjusted my beehive wig & pulled up a stool next to the drunk. "Karaoke is just a means to an end for me," I told him. "One day I'll be talent spotted by a record com

pany, and I'll sign a sweet deal with them. I'll make hit albums; people will line up to watch me sing and dance with my back-up entourage of beehive-wearing belly-dancers."

Said, the lead singer of Mud Honey. The problem was, he had said that to no one while in the bathroom at the White Spot Tavern in Tacoma. The stall door opened and a longshoreman

strode confidently out, with a good two feet of toilet paper trailing behind him.There was definitely something fishy going on here! All the pieces of the puzzle fell together when

the ruptured septic tank commenced to overflow. Soggy, dewy pieces of stale cardboard do not keep well in water, and the mural for Lady and the Tiger Hall was in ruins.