The zombie Eloi advanced toward the citadels

The zombie Eloi advanced toward the citadels of the Morlocks, Tupperware and Frisbees dropping from their mindless yet beautiful hands. The Eloi did not have nutrition in mind,

likely because they had devolved to a humanoid paste. Staving off postmortem anhedonia with expressive eyebrows, the undead Eloi nudged along the Plan-A-Picnic kits until a Morlock

Actually, Mayo had. He was on a plane to Hawaii to celebrate a much deserved holiday when the head-stewardess suddenly realized she was going to have to serve dry salad leaves.

So the stewardess seduced Mayo & lead him to the plane's bathroom. He was unaware she wanted to crack his top open & lube the dry salad with his insides to serve to the passengers.

Mayo thought the stewardess lead him into the bathroom for...you know. So, imagine her surprise when he asked her if she liked miracle whip. She whimpered and stammered, "Lettuce

and your salami will be fine." Mayo winked but in his rush to unwrap the salami he tore open a bag of trail mix and spilled his seed on her belly. The stewardess gasped

for air as she began to choke on her own barf. Meanwhile, Mayo ate the trail mix scattered all over the floor and the stewardess's belly. He also ate the

pork pie crumbs, jelly babies, pickles, relish, complimentary peanuts, & a kosher sausage, but when he reached aisle 35, & encountered a man lighting his shoe, Mayo's canine sense

kicked in and he lifted his leg and whizzed on an unsuspecting male shopper bending down to grab a can of low fat coconut milk. Clean up on aisle 35!