One day I was out in my garden pulling at

One day I was out in my garden pulling at a weed when the weed started to pull back. The weed pulled so hard i was planted in the soil up to my waist

when along came a very hungry caterpillar. "Hey there, little guy, you aren't carnivorous are yo... ack! My torso!" Luckily, Farmer Jane rushed over with her pesticide cannon and

ed Cowper glands. He croaked, "I did it for you baby, I did it for us." She worked furiously on her husband to restore him back to the

time of fops & powdered wigs, but she couldn't get her husband's beauty spot to stick on his lip. Maybe this'd cure his broken Cowper glands as no-one in revolutionary France cared

For anything other than Cuban cigars and cane sugar. Fidel Castro sold Robespierre the bumper crops the US refused to buy. Comrades, they were in more than name only.

You may object "But Robespierre died before Castro was born!" True,but Fidel dabbled in the occult,contacting Robespierre's ghost to bribe him with Humidors to aid in La Revolution

. Ah, it was all so complex, a mystery of unfathomable proportions.We could only deal with the here &now. Fidel held out a tightly rolled cohiba to Robespierre. "For you, my friend

. Also take this cohoba (a hallucinogenic snuff) & cobia (a fusiform fish) smash it all together into a paste & shove it deep into your sinus cavities." Said Fidel to Robespierre.

So Robespierre did so. Soon he saw Fidel draw back his face to reveal he was really a cadaverous Marat, one of the suicide Damned. "I am here to finish our business in Bastille."