The day Smurfette missed her period was very

The day Smurfette missed her period was very stressful in the hidden Smurf Village.

This was because no one would know who the father was. This was because Smurfette

As you can imagine Sister Smurfette's African hassling went down like a lead balloon. Sister Smurfette felt it was best to resign from her role in the church as

international missions, after all that had happened. Sister Smurfette's life then was empty. She needed a purpose. She needed validation. What she needed was love. Sister Smurfette

paid a visit to Gargamel and confessed her aching loneliness. Batting Azrael away, Gargamel worked feverishly over his cauldron to cook up a companion to Smurfette. At last she

would have her smurfing smurf smurfed the smurfing the way she so badly wanted her smurf smurfed.

This is the great thing about helping to finish aging folding stories - smurfs appear out of nowhere, and become your best buddies. They watch World Cup soccer with you all day.

They don't laugh (much) when you leap up from the sofa or shout at the TV during the big game. Yep, Smurfs are cool like that. Once upon a time, Papa Smurf played

the fool and laughed, but since his woman done left him, he had the blues, and so did all the other Smurfs. What people took for cool was really a species-wide depression.