As she flaunted them for all to see, the

As she flaunted them for all to see, the splendid light adorned Betty’s magnificent breasts, which made Jill replete with jealousy, after all, her thin legs were no contest for

Betty's shapely gams. Skinny jeans were too baggy on Jill. She stalked off to sulk in the woods and so started the legend of Slender Gal. People started to dis

cuss fashion and subjects of that plaform. Jill was so insecure about skinny jeans being too baggy, even in the leg of the jean, that she

inserted some inflatable fat down through the skinny jeans pantlegs to make her look normal. Well, almost normal. Jill's right leg deflated & she didn't realize, as she walked down

pickles, but since her right leg had been deflated, she could not walk. Thinking quickly, she inflated her abdomen and announced, "I am pregnant and need a pickle right now!" The

o panicked & dragged her to an emergency ultrasound. "I can't find the baby!" Dr. Goodfeel yelled: "Prep her for the OR!" When he cut her open there was a loud *pop* as her stomach

turned a somersault & kicked the spleen. The "pop" had been the pancreas' reaction. But there was no sign of a baby nor any sign that she had ever been pregnant. Dr. Goodfeel felt

cheated. He'd checked every organ this woman, and no baby. So Dr. Goodfeel rolled up his sleeves. "I was told there was a pregnancy here, and by gum it, I'm gettin' the baster!"

Dr Goodfeel, eased his latex clad arm in with the care that only comes from years as a circus egg juggler. "Ah Ha" he exclaimed, withdrawing his arm to reveal a perfect baby goat!