Sodium hydroxide. Calcium silicate. Bifluorocarbonic

Sodium hydroxide. Calcium silicate. Bifluorocarbonic acetonide. Triglyceric polycarbonate. Aminooxidase perchlorate. Selenium tetrasulfinomide. Mozzarella cheese.

"I'm sorry sir," the pizza guy said, "We can do the mozzarella for the extra-large special, but selenium tetrasulfinomide costs an extra two dollars." Curse you, Pizza Hut.

the little Italian man in the toga, the spear and the laurel said. The pizza on his spear slid down to his hand and he chewed it while he thought of revenge. Pizza Hut must pay

No sooner had he cleared his throat than he collapsed onto the table. His nameplate, "Ambassador Modigliani", fell to the chambers floor with a clack. The Secretary-General stood

proud and garish. All was still. A blackbird singing in a plane tree outside the chambers filled the air with song. The imposter 'Ambassador Modigliani' was stretchered off to the

nearest hospital under armed guard, while the police started to search for the real ambassador. It didn't take long, as Modigliani showed up after about five minutes with a

machine gun in hand. "Gentlemen!" said the ambassador Modigliani. The police men sprang to their feet, prepared to escort him out of the hospital, through the town, and into the p

ine forest, where the deed would be done. Modigliani & his guards trudged silently until they reached the sacred clearing. Modigliani held up his hand & they halted. "Now. Here."

Standing in a circle they lifted their slender hands. A rotating disk descended from the sky & a shaft of light illuminated their upturned faces, I saw each had a pupiless gaze.