Dude, you are so gullible.

Dude, you are so gullible.

Oh, I am? Wait, no, I meant, "I'm not gullible!"

Screamed the sea gull.

I announced to the audience through the megaphone,"The winner is Prince Eldrick!"The crowd went wild. Chicken fights between humans and seagulls were so exciting! I congratulat

ed Edrick. Then I tossed him into the growing cesspool of fighting seagulls and humans. This was great content for my TV show, "Keeping up with the Seagullshians."

Of course they would need bigger butts in the long run.I knew a guy specializing in plastic surgery for birds;those seagulls would get the biggest butts ever seen on TV! But first

Mr. and Mrs. Seagull consulted their homeopathic doctor to verify this was a good idea. Dr. Sardonicus said it was not. Small butts are healthier, just as with humans. Mr. Seagull

Then consulted with Professor Loomis who agreed that small butts were healthier but bubble butts worked best during a siege. Like this one of Constantinople that I promised not to

Do three hours ago when Smarmy Mathers dragged me out of the house promising lots of beer and lots of pussy. We were at an All You Can Eat pussy bar with no girls & no permit.