In the end, the computer hard drive never

In the end, the computer hard drive never got fixed, but that inspired him to meet his first lover who told him it was futile. Then his would-be boyfriend got high & cheated on him

with himself. They had a hardline monogamous relationship that explicitly prohibited self pleasuring as well as any other pleasuring conducted by parties outside the relationship.

He knew he'd crossed a line when he paid for 2 hours with a pussycat doll robot at the Neko Lovehotel but "what was the risk" he thought?

NSTDs: Nanovirus Sexually Transmitted Diseases. These robotic proteins gradually transformed him into a frighteningly magnetic entity that attracts any metal within 6 meters. Knife

blades began wobbling around the test subject, his heart pounding. He wanted to run, but was afraid it would accelerate the magnetic process. The knives began to move closer

to his gruesome unibrow. He'd wanted the 25 bucks for brew, but the college student had no idea that he'd agreed to be a test subject in Braun's Germanic Underground Bunker

Beauty Salon & Barber Shop. The college student sat down in the stylish black leather chair and examined the fashionable and stunningly beautiful decor of the shop. The sparkle fro

m the scissors alone bedazzled the clientele. "Can you cut my hair off?" asked the student timidly. "No! I will not!" exclaimed Pierre. "Never! Monstrous!" They were at an impasse

until the actually not so timid student grabbed the scissors from Pierre's flaccid hand & ran out of the parlor, dreadlocks streaming wildly behind. "Stop you fool!" cried Pierre