The myriad nooks and crannies of the dark

The myriad nooks and crannies of the dark internet had proven fascinating and disgusting but Henry wasn't prepared for the shocking finale to his late night browsing, as he came to

the Thomas' English Muffins website. Talk about nooks and crannies! Henry sat for hours, mesmerized by the secret truths of the so-called "muffins," realizing that the future of th

e baking industry lay in crumpets he contacted the miller to create flour that would make the perfect crumpet. Henry had been churning his own butter in a

sort of discreet but creepy way. But Henry's dream of the Magnificent Crumpet never went away. It was supposed to be the greatest crumpet of all time, it's crumbs turned to gold

en rain. Henry was desperate for some Magnificent Crumpet. He trawled the small ads of What Crumpet? magazine, but ended up almost paralysed with pent-up frustration

after salivating over a particularly sumptuous spread of crumpet-on-crumpet shots. Henry was almost ready to give up and starve but then he smelled something Magnificent. Was that

peppermint and white chocolate cheesecake he could smell? For a moment Henry took on a similar look to Homer Simpson drooling over doughnuts. He frantically searched for the cake

to no avail. The smell was driving him more and more insane. It wasn't until he had ripped out all the wood floors that he finally saw it--the legendary cake vault.

Discussed on Food Network backlots amid worried glances and shushing producers, the legendary cake vault was rumored to be the repository of Cake Boss' first wedding cake. And here