The accelerator suddenly dropped to the floor,

The accelerator suddenly dropped to the floor, and all 476 horses thundered under the hood. Flames jetted from the side exhaust, and the impromptu crowd whooped and hollered at the

monster truck with 50 inches wheels. Gas prices kept the 476 horses parked most of the time Today Tommy let them have their reins in order to become the stable master on the street

of broken dreams. But here I go again on my own. Going down the only road I've EVER known. Like a drifter I was born to

two parents. "But everyone's born to two parents!" Luke yelled. "Well, yeah... but I'm born to two parents the way a drifter is born to two parents." I said, to which he replied

"Yeah but your father is not the scourge of the galaxy which runs the Empire with an iron fist." Luke then pouted in the corner. For a new Jedi Master, he was a bit of a wuss.

Luke also wasn't too bright. But researched history actually showed Jar Jar was actually a motorcycle-riding, chain-gun-toting T-1000 who left fiery death in his wake. "Let's kick

the Ewoks!" was his cry as he fought for evil, alongside the vile Han Solo and wicked Chewbacca. Since history is written by the winners, of course you think Jedi were good! Dart

After all, we were just bit players in this cantina scene. Dammit, get me my agent! I want to be a FEATURED cantina character! Sick of these "evil Jedi" dart games! Give me another

note on the accordian! I sang then, sang like never before, hitting a high B flat and breaking out all of the windows. "OK," they said. "You got the part." Finally I was a STAR!