That god forsaked day had finally arrived,

That god forsaked day had finally arrived, the day when I would be forced to sell my soul to

a troupe of gay acrobats. I did wonder what they wanted with my soul, but I would be getting a lot of money for it. I arrived nervously at the circus and looked for my contact, the

headchief was kinda flirting with me at the time, so I

Autobots Roll out!" and the environmentalists threw themselves in front of the transformers. They wanted the autobots to get off the damn fossil fuels, but Optimus Prime said,

he'd crush any human that got between him and the pump of sweet sweet 91 octane. Optimus'd gotten bloated on Techron and considered tree huggers one step below Arco attendants.

But his downfall began the day he “accidentally” drank diesel when Hasbro released “Optimash Prime” Mr. Potato Head.After that, Optimus could only transform to a little red wagon

that couldn't & was sidelined delivering orion pax snax to the Council of Coolbots energy matrix parties while "Optimash Prime" Mr. Potato Head got all the glory. Optimus plotted

a delicious skin-on red potato mash with buttered scallions and melted parmesan. Optimash Prime was as great with gourmet starchy appetite as he was able with

a toilet plunger. But his arch-nemesis, Megaspam, had been waiting for him in the bathroom. One quick flush later and the Potatobot was gone. The end.