Who said reading mainly fiction was a waste

Who said reading mainly fiction was a waste of time? Why today alone, I learned what excelsior & fruit machines are, & most of the $0.25 words I use to purple up my prose came from

my best friends food blog. Seriously! Donald is a conspiracy theorist with a food blog, so when he talks about Cosmic Brownies, you know he means business. One day he found out I

that it was really me behind the Cosmic Brownie conspiracy. He was devastated. We talked our relationship over and decided

, after much debate, that it was over. "Over?" he asked. "As in OVER OVER?" "Done," I reiterated. "Forever." I had more important things to do. The Cosmic Brownie experience

d wacky inflatable armed tube men with swiggly french fry hair zerg rushing the room using Russian MLG Dota tactics. The Cosmic Brownie was required to

doff its colorful candy bits to the fur-fashioned women of the tundra, who in cold ceremony returned the gesture with trays of lark's tongue in aspic and a mirthless dance of

summoning. The women chanted, and everyone watched in awe as the spirits appeared, dotting the tundra wit their pale blue tint. It was absolutly

beautiful, but then it became boring. No celebrities to interview no heroes of old to badger with past wisdom. Everyone just left. The spirits sensed this disdain.

In the end, it became sea after thousands of years. Then, strange plants and animals inhabited it, thus starting the cycle all over again. One scientist who resrarched it lived.