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I'd nearly finished loading the hay bales

  • I'd nearly finished loading the hay bales but needed some water. I downed the rest of the bottle & then noticed a rabbit hole near the side of the garage. Squinting into the hole,

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  • it was pitch black. So I stopped squinting and peered through the hole. The rabbit had a giant clock. It was hanging around its neck. The rabbit had a giant golf tooth. It shouted

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  • , "Hey, you got the time?" before grinning, its smile managing to be both incredibly creepy and strangely reassuring at the same time. Without waiting for an answer, it turned and

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  • ran face-first right into the brick wall behind it. It wasn't a very smart creature. But it just grinned sheepishly, picked itself up off the ground, and smashed into the

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  • gate on the adjoining wall. Oddly enough the waffle marks left on the creature's face from the gate gave it an endearing worn out look. This caused me to reconsider

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  • its entry into the Circus Maximus, so I opened another gate letting a Tyrean Devil into the arena. Meanwhile I kept the Waffly looking Gronous Beast for my private Zoo in new Rome.

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  • The fat Gronous Beast scratched at its waffly scales with a hind claw. "An excellent tribute for my Space Zoo," I said. On my salute, the chariot race began, warp-engines roaring

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  • And moving at 500 km per hour. It was amazing there were no accidents! The fat Gronous Beast drove his Beastmobile, his claws on the gas pedal. The judges were sitiing on the bench

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  • all complaining of splinters. Turns out the splinters were toxic. So imagine all that at 500 km per hour because I had that very thought myself and I am way ahead of you. Funny

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  • , woodn't you say? So I went way out on a limb & extracted every last splinter from every single one of 'em, head to toe. Now they won't leaf me alone! And I? I am board.

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