Personally, I'd steal a tank like that California

Personally, I'd steal a tank like that California guy, drive up to my boyfriend's apartment & blast it to smithereens. How would YOU get revenge for being cheated on? Be creative!

Claire chewed on her pencil. "In 50 words or less, how would you take revenge on that no-good heel?" The contest was sponsored by Smith & Wesson. If she won, she would get

any Smith & Wesson handgun she wanted and a lifetime supply of ammunition. Her 50-word revenge essay began: Muhammad Ali once said, “You kill my dog, you better hide your cat.”

She'd decided that the revenge essay would be best delivered cold, so after writing it she placed in the freezer. But the freezer was broken. All he Mochi had melted and gone

rancid. She decided to serve the revenge essay warmed over with a side order of just desserts: matcha shiratama with azuki beans. As he choked on the mochi she read the essay aloud

The words echoed out, katana sharp, a warm miso tang in the air. Now there was nothing lef. Sakura blooms and silent tombs. What now?

I often felt whistful when episodes of Nippon TV's 'Monkey' finished. All that leaping about was exhausting! I picked up the pizza box from where I'd thrown it sword fighting with

my annoying neighbor (pick up your own damn trash!) & wistfully meandered down the street, bored now that Nippon's "Monkey" show was over. I tripped over a stone egg. What the heck

After drinking 50 cups of coffee everyone seemed to be moving so slowly it was as if they were snails in a who can go slowest race. Tomorrow I will cut down to 49 cups of coffee.