My "wife" was outside hanging the "laundry"

My "wife" was outside hanging the "laundry" so I decided to take a quick trip to the "store". Upon arriving, I noticed I'd forgotten my "wallet" so I had to call a "friend" to see

if I could "borrow" a few bucks to cover my "purchase." My "friend" agreed, but only if I'd let him "borrow" my "wife" for the weekend. She was done with the "laundry", so I

"folded" the unmentionables. My "friend" averted his "gaze" during the "little" bit of "housekeeping" that I and his "wife" did. My "girlfriend" was "disturbed" by our little "chor

e session" and went all "fatal attraction" on me.I "apologized" and said I would not "see" the "wife" of my "friend" again.My "girlfriend" didn't "agree" & got a "kitchen utensil"

My girl"friend" "whisked" my "batter". She "julienned" my "mango". She "fricasseed" my green "plantains". Then she "basted" me with a herby "marinade". I think she was annoyed.

thought it was wrong to quote baste my roast in other peoples ovens unquote, or to quote whip cream with a used beater unquote. I was just afraid to plagiarize a famous TV chef's

quote "just take the child and cut it into tiny pieces as you put it into the oven to make you delectable omelet cake."

So an omelette cake was made, only the cook accidentally used a plastic doll, but in any case it was just as delectable as child flavored omelette, if not more!