Did you steal my toaster? Hey! you steal

Did you steal my toaster? Hey! you steal my bloody toaster?

Yes! That's what happens when you live in Detroit Big Boy.

Bob's Big Boy became the new mayor of Detroit. If anyone could fix Detroit, it was he. With his cherubic smile & checkered overalls, Big Boy flipped that city like the burgers he

served. Bob's Big Boy was the best mayor detroit had every seen. So great that they built a giant statue in his honor. This of course led to much confusion.

Because the local Priest looked just like Bob's Big Boy. The statue had the opposite effect.

Everyone feared the priest, people couldn't look at him with a straight face. when he walked down the street everybody sped up and people standing still would start walking.

They were all scared of the punishment of offending the priest, but he just looked...so damn funny. Better to avoid him than be caught laughing. Even the nuns

stitched their veils shut, but still ran around giggling when they thought of the ridiculous priest. Monks self-flaggelated to keep themselves from laughing out loud. But one day

small Sub-Saharan embassy - which is to say it was actually quite large. They staggered a bit, holding each other for support, and then collapsed to the floor. It felt good to die.