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Mrs. Crepuscule looked out upon the playground.

  • Mrs. Crepuscule looked out upon the playground. She was an orphan with no children of her own. But when her students opened umbrellas and started screaming on a nice spring day,

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  • little did she know there would be more orphans that day. The mutt next door, called "Hot" by its vaudevillian Professor owner, went nuts when screaming children opened umbrellas

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  • and raked their little fingernails across chalkboards. Hot Dog had quite enough of those pesky neighborhood kids. The Professor concurred. Together, they plotted their revenge on

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  • HITLER the evil jerbal from mars,

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  • realized that small pets are not appropriate in any venue, accepted he was just vermin- vermin responsible for the London blitz.

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  • The man that had taught him and his fellow vermin to fly little planes was both a mad genius and a master of cuteness. Had the London blitz been too much?

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  • He'd done the Boston Crab, the Mashed Potatoes and the twist. Now those dances were far out. But did the London Blitz take it too far he wondered. The dance move was created by an

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  • old limey Brit during the 1700's. Sure, the hipsters would dig it, but his girlfriend? She liked Weezer, but she also listened to Justin Bieber. Even now she could be packing her

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  • Justin Bieber cds in the glove compartment of her car. Easy access for whenever she craves the Bieber. I tried convincing him to dump her. He wouldn't have it. Apparently it's one

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  • of the things he loves about her. Her bewildering Bieber fanaticism complimented his penchant for mindless, sappy love songs. They were perfect for each other.

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3 Comments

  1. m80 May 22 2014 @ 00:10

    Hot the dog and screaming children opening umbrellas the prequel: http://foldingstory.com/ezyzt/jmrepg/.

  2. BlastedHeath May 22 2014 @ 19:46

    Thanks, m80!

  3. SlimWhitman Feb 02 2015 @ 14:13

    Hopefully we'll hear more about Hot the dog (assuming he doesn't lick our ears off).

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