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Out-of-work collaborative storytelling characters

  • Out-of-work collaborative storytelling characters gazed yearningly through the front window. Alpha Male, Brian the confused mail clerk, Superkick, Dr. Faulk the manosurgeon. X-mas

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  • toy testers cleaned the windows with fluffy toys. The employment shortage would be addressed by a town beatification scheme which would attract

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  • various people of all races. The scheme was set in motion in hopes to save the town from its recent troubles, those of which involved terrible winds, terrifying tsunamis and

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  • poor eating habits.Thus, the first Diversity Awareness Marathon was organized to allow people of all walks of life to run together in peace and harmony,raise money,and lose weight.

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  • And finally, the Diversity Awareness Committee all became the same.

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  • They believed the same thing, thought the same way, even dyed their skin to the same rainbow hue. And we wondered if it all was to make a point about the lack of diversity on our

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  • god-forsaken island. Four guys, three chicks, and everybody white as the beach sand. In truth, MaryAnn and Ginger probably did the stunt 'cause they were tired of the Skipper's

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  • fried fish strips, which always came out too overdone for their tastes. Ginger in particular would rather eat her hat than one more Fish-n-Chips Surprise Platter. The thought of

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  • digging into the batter to find deep fried car keys, deep fried fluff made her green. Her head suddenly felt naked. Her hat? With horror, Ginger heard the deep fat fryer bubbling.

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  • By the time she netted her lucky Kentucky Derby hat, the bouquet had a tempura coating but she wore it to the races anyway & when Belair Stud lost on the last turn she ate her hat.

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2 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Jun 08 2014 @ 12:22

    I had no idea about KieferSkunk's fold (ofcourse) but lucielucie set me up up real good. All credit to y'all.

  2. KieferSkunk Jun 09 2014 @ 23:04

    I love it when that happens. :)

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