Welcome to FoldingStory. To get started,

Welcome to FoldingStory. To get started, just follow these nine easy steps:

First, imagine yourself in a strange setting and describe it for the first fold. Second,

add details to embellish the fold. Third, end your line with something provocative and/or use double entendres. Fourth, don't be too pokey or leave any big holes. Fifth,

try to use long words to appear erudite. 6th, don't try to impress people with your vocabulary in your folds, no-one likes a smart arse. 7th, try folding standing up, the blood flo

w to your brain is generally much better (depending on where your brain is located). 8th, never ever fold stories when you are drinking...or driving for that matter. 9th, if you

cigarette in your hand.11th(double 5th plus 1):Never fold in bed with a cigarette in your mouth and a pair of scissors in your hand.12th(double 5th plus 2):Never fold in bed with a

stogie, a collie, and a snuggy. 13th(double a fifth of rum): bent to adjust the snuggy, collie jumps off bed kicking double fifth of rum onto lit stogie. 13th is just not my number

thought the Collie, remembering that booze laden night with a German Shepherd named Nana, ended in a debauched run on roulette, losing everything on 13. The fire snapped the Collie

's neck, ending his poor miserable life. He felt thoroughly peaceful as he went to sleep for the last time.