San José is where the ugly people live.

San José is where the ugly people live.

And it's all thanks to the Gene Pool Ugly Filter Act of '94. Who else can we weed out of the population and never see again? Lefties are weird; can we dump them in San José too?

maybe that is a great idea, but why use San Jose this time again, maybe this could wake up Scotland Yard.

The sleeping gas grenades manufactured in San Jose were faulty due to a mixup by a factory. A truck carrying the grenades left the depot in San Jose for

Marrakech but got lost somewhere in Nebraska. The instructions were in Arabic so the Nebraskans tried to use the sleeping gas grenades as toasters. They worked well until they trie

d to make Pop Tarts. The Nebraskans all fell asleep at the same time. But then they had one giant communal cornhusker dream and that's where this story really begins.

The Cornhuskers cheered in their collective dream because they had Jesus on their side. He was the quarterback about to do a "Hail Mary" pass.

Jesus took a few steps back, preparing to whip off the miraculous Hail Mary pass...the Cornhusker crowd gasped collectively.They were about to win the game!! Then Jesus got sacked.

Cornhusker Stadium erupted in flames. Tornadoes devastated Lincoln, Omaha, and much of the Midwest in general. The NCAA HQ received a phone call. It was Satan. "Don't put Jesus in