San José is where the ugly people live.
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San José is where the ugly people live.
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And it's all thanks to the Gene Pool Ugly Filter Act of '94. Who else can we weed out of the population and never see again? Lefties are weird; can we dump them in San José too?
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maybe that is a great idea, but why use San Jose this time again, maybe this could wake up Scotland Yard.
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The sleeping gas grenades manufactured in San Jose were faulty due to a mixup by a factory. A truck carrying the grenades left the depot in San Jose for
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Marrakech but got lost somewhere in Nebraska. The instructions were in Arabic so the Nebraskans tried to use the sleeping gas grenades as toasters. They worked well until they trie
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d to make Pop Tarts. The Nebraskans all fell asleep at the same time. But then they had one giant communal cornhusker dream and that's where this story really begins.
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The Cornhuskers cheered in their collective dream because they had Jesus on their side. He was the quarterback about to do a "Hail Mary" pass.
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Jesus took a few steps back, preparing to whip off the miraculous Hail Mary pass...the Cornhusker crowd gasped collectively.They were about to win the game!! Then Jesus got sacked.
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Cornhusker Stadium erupted in flames. Tornadoes devastated Lincoln, Omaha, and much of the Midwest in general. The NCAA HQ received a phone call. It was Satan. "Don't put Jesus in
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during the fourth quarter - he can't throw for crap!" Satan slammed the phone as Kinnick stadium itself cracked in half a herd of demons erupting from centerfield to win the game.
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- Started
- 2012-12-13 04:46:17
- Finished
- 2013-12-28 10:30:39
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