'Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, I'm afraid I have

'Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, I'm afraid I have bad news,' said Thomas Barclay, leaning forward from his seat. 'It's about your son. I'm afraid he'll never know the true meaning of

fear. We have removed it. Your son Wilko, he is a fearless man Mr. & Mrs Johnson." The couple looked at him bewildered. The doc asked "What will your son do with this power?" Wilko

was still young yet Wilko was to become Earth's first Jedi knight and donned an "evil" grin to others when they just passed him there, with the thoughts of "why should we even care

about galactic justice.” “Because,” he intoned in his best baritone befitting a Jedi Knight, “I said so.” He went for his lightsaber clumsily knocking it to the ground.

The light saber accidentally switched on when it hit the floor and sliced a neat hole into the room below, where Jabba the Hutt was taking a bath. "WAH DOOKY DAH (What the heck)?!"

Jabba screamed, green spittle flying out of his gaping maw, as the saber came down upon him with the strength of a thousand suns.

He immediately exploded in a gory blossom of viscera, violently ejecting soupy meat chunks in every direction. After a moment Salacious Crumb approached and asked "You okay, boss?"

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Just then there was a ruckus at the front door. Halfway across the room and the door burst open and a squad of ICEmen stormed in. I'm a citizen. I am sending this from Sudan. Help.