English has been 'enriched' with words like

English has been 'enriched' with words like 'sexting' & 'cybersex', but what's the expression for the act of surfing Streetview looking for couples caught in the act? Googoyeurism?

Google-ogle - (verb) was the new word. Other words included text-blindness, wiki-wisdom and folding steroid rage.

Androids was another one. Androids are what you get when you sit too long messin' around with your... But wait, did you just google-ogle me? 'Cause if you did, I'm gonna wikiwhack

yo' ass. Ahem. This takes me back to the time that photo of me, the donkey and Mr Whitby from number 35 reached googlical proportions. We were cyber-everywhere. I decided to break

wind before leaving for Stockholm for identity surgery, but it wouldn't come out. The pressure was mounting. I couldn't take the gas on flight because my guts would explode and

I wouldn't get to enjoy the simmering spiciness of my own aroma.

first scoured me with his eyes, I felt his omnipotence. I dashed to the communal showers and was submerged beneath the icy spray. All my odorous transgressions were washed away

along with my sins. "Hold on a minute," I thought, looking up at the shower head. The water sprayed into my eyes, burning like nothing I had ever felt before. "This is holy water!"

Every inch of skin began to bubble, pockets of pus and hellish soul pop at each wave of holy water. This was not how I meant to die.