English has been 'enriched' with words like

English has been 'enriched' with words like 'sexting' & 'cybersex', but what's the expression for the act of surfing Streetview looking for couples caught in the act? Googoyeurism?

Google-ogle - (verb) was the new word. Other words included text-blindness, wiki-wisdom and folding steroid rage.

Androids was another one. Androids are what you get when you sit too long messin' around with your... But wait, did you just google-ogle me? 'Cause if you did, I'm gonna wikiwhack

yo' ass. Ahem. This takes me back to the time that photo of me, the donkey and Mr Whitby from number 35 reached googlical proportions. We were cyber-everywhere. I decided to break

wind before leaving for Stockholm for identity surgery, but it wouldn't come out. The pressure was mounting. I couldn't take the gas on flight because my guts would explode and

I wouldn't get to enjoy the simmering spiciness of my own aroma.

The sect was very strict. "Thou shalt not enjoy the simmering spiciness of your own aroma" was at the top of the list of rules. But I BELIEVED. When the charismatic leader, Bob,

first scoured me with his eyes, I felt his omnipotence. I dashed to the communal showers and was submerged beneath the icy spray. All my odorous transgressions were washed away

Every inch of skin began to bubble, pockets of pus and hellish soul pop at each wave of holy water. This was not how I meant to die.