Many years later, as he faced the firing

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover Vanilla Ice.

This was Aureliano's first real test of manhood: watching the rapper perform made him suicidal. Through struggle, he regained will, and became colonel. Now, facing a firing squad,

He practised wordy rappinghood and entertained the firing squad so much they postponed the shooting scheduled for 7:01pm July 18, 2016. King Zliludwig was furious! Revenge, he said

was best served hot, with a generous dollop of sour cream and maybe some chopped chives for color. So the king ordered the firing squad to go before the firing squad, which

confused people on both sides of the fence. While they worked it out amongst themselves, the king excused himself for a few minutes in order to take a royal flush.

Unfortunately, the flush was so royal that it caused flooding throughout the entire kingdom. The conflict amongst the nobility continued to cause problems to backup.

It was worse than the black death combined with a queens full of aces! The poker table gasped in shock as he used nothing but his cards to decimate life in this little kingdom.

When the queen came upon news of her husband's outing again with the discreet murderers within her their neighborhood, she heaved a great sigh. "And just when I was about to

sit down to a nice bowl of pistachio ice cream." The Queen got up from her soft, tufted cushions and peaked out the window. She saw her husband kibitzing with the murderers and got