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Thats it! If i see one more misused apostofre

  • Thats it! If i see one more misused apostofre or mispelling your dead! Said Randy. An dont come wit you're excuses like "who care's" or "i just want to get my mesage acros"

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  • The teachers at the Montessori school were starting to crack down. Students huddled, terrified, in the corner while Mr. Randy shouted. "It's accrosst, not acros. And stop using

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  • your nose as a finger warmer". An icy wind blew through the school freezing all the water in the toilets. Mr Randy was prepared for the ice age but the students doubted how they

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  • would survive if they didn't have basic sanitation and wooly jumpers. "No worries kids, this is just a minor ice age. Stop moaning in the back!" Mr. Randy was indeed an experienced

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  • caveman. "Kids and your sharpened flints!" Mr. Randy pointed to the mammoth on the chalk board. "In my day we used heavy clubs! and don't get me started on sabre-toothed tigers!"

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  • No one was paying attention because Ook had drawn a picture of Mr. Randy with big cavewoman boobs on a rock & passed it to Glok. Glok guffawed and Gak fell off her chair. Mr Randy

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  • stamped his hairy foot. "From now on," Mr Randy ugged, "we're drawing BISON & HANDS, nothing else!" Ook, Glok & Gak couldn't believe it. The Stone Age was boring enough. They threw

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  • the stone carving print into the ground with a thump "Now listen here!" Ook exclaimed. "we're not about to start over, we're already 3 days into this, here's what we're going to do

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  • , we're going to draw them without hands." The Cave Artists were impressed with Ook's solution. Grok asked, "But how do we do that" Ook leaned on his club, "By drawing them

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  • with our toes. Or if we're feeling especially industrious, we could try doodling with our mouths." Grok agreed, so they went to work and created some real masterpieces that day.

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3 Comments

  1. lucielucie Apr 18 2013 @ 13:20

    I was thinking about this cave painting when I wrote my fold - except they're horses not bison. http://donsmaps.com/images17/pechemerle.jpg and I think that whoever thinks about these things thinks they might have used their mouths to paint some of this!

  2. PurpleProf Apr 18 2013 @ 14:15

    Great story! It is entirely plausible that Montessori students would draw with their mouths and toes. In fact, they would be encouraged to do so. Mr. Randy belongs in a traditional school.

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