"Gather round, children, and hear the tale

"Gather round, children, and hear the tale of the creature that roams these hills, half-man, half-ape, half-Psittaciform, known by many names, but by most as Sasqwawkers, the Demon

Parrot of Fleet Street: fierce & furry as a grizzly bear, bearing fierce talons - fine as venomous Viperidae fangs, sharp as razors. "How about a shave?" screeched Sasquawkers.

Parrot of Fleet Street agreed and perched on Sasquawker's barber shop twig. Sasquawkers made light chirping conversation whilst placing a hot towel on Parrot of Fleet Street's face

to sooth his little beak. Sasquawkers suddenly realised he was quite attracted to the Parrot of Fleet Street, and moved in for a cheeky kiss, but the Parrot was having none of it

See, Sasquawkers was no ordinary bird. As the younger brother of everyone's favorite parrot, Squawkers, Sasquawkers had big shoes to fill. Since Squawkers had all the attention gro

wing up, most everyone only saw rare and unverified sightings of his brother Sasquawkers. These sights were so rare, that Squawkers could not recall the last time that he actually

him, but carries around a blurry picture of his brother with Sasquawkers written on the back of it. Squawkers decided it was time for a family reunion and started a facebook event

. Uncle Squeakers uploaded Sasquawker tracks from Snettisham mudflats & Squawkers covered Sasquawkers lonesome tune. It was the only time they sang together for this bird had flown

and hearing Sasquawker's mournful rendition of "Yesterday" in the foggy distance. And they wonder if he is real... or just a figment of their wishful imaginations...