Give a hand to our researcher, Bob Simons,
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Give a hand to our researcher, Bob Simons, author of the Bestselling book: "Worlds Beyond Our Own FoldingStory" and "Why Our Lives are Weird and Disconnected, and other Answers"
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there was polite patter of applause interrupted by "Lies! How could there be other Foldingstories?" There's only our Foldingstory." Everyone waited for the outburst to fold and pas
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s or at least time out after a couple of minutes. But their only passion grew in intensity. The followers of the Sole Folding Story cult eschewed all notions of multiple stories
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, although achieving multiple stories was entirely possible, at least for the females in the Sole FoldingStory Cult. They sought one single story, an epic tale with a classic theme
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But not a theme of custard. Nor of flan. Please keep that in mind when you are doing your modeling and simulations.
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It's difficult to come up with a good computer model of a flan. The simulations tend to jiggle too much, and you just can't really capture the sweet creamy texture of the dessert
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caramel. So I scrapped that idea or rather, ate the flan. Then I tried to teleport a flan to India. Only so many hungry mouths were there that the particles were eaten before it re
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-ached the ground. I sent a beacon out to the blancmange planet to send more flan to earth, but they wired back that they had become a celestial frogurt stand. It finally dawned on
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me that the menus of the galaxy would never be price-matched. The futility of the task had a bitter taste, like a quality lemonade. The tyranny of dairy would have to end. I swore
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up & down, & made the rounds of the Sunday talk shows. Tyranny ignored was tyranny upheld! Then we would eat fondue donated by corporate interests. Interest yes, but how corporate?
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LordVacuity May 24 2017 @ 17:50
They held that what you believed to be Other Folding Stories are only different perspectives of the One Sole FoLding Story. Each perspective is a single Soul. Their model had more soul. And it paired well with chicken fried swamp rat and a Roota-Toot Extra Sugar Root Beer.
Woab May 25 2017 @ 10:13
Your pudding me on.
Woab May 25 2017 @ 10:14
You're... pudding me on. -Custard's last frogurt stand
Rebbie May 25 2017 @ 12:37
I got food poisoning at that stand once. lol
LordVacuity May 25 2017 @ 13:03
So if you only got your food poisoning there once, where do you usually get your food poisoning now?
Woab May 25 2017 @ 13:30
I usually get my food poisoning at Botchy's House o' Botulism. They give me discounts.
Rebbie May 25 2017 @ 13:59
I usually get mine at Sarah's Salmonella Stand on the other side of town but, it was shut it down after Det. Manatee implicated it in a money laundering scheme. It reopened recently under new management.
Woab May 25 2017 @ 14:25
A mis-read of Rebbie's post inspired me to start a new monkey-laundering story here: http://foldingstory.com/17evh/
SlimWhitman May 25 2017 @ 16:08
Wierd, or not, I read "monkey-laundering scheme" too.
LordVacuity May 25 2017 @ 16:21
Yous guys gots dirty monkeys on yo brains.
Rebbie May 25 2017 @ 16:26
Don't worry Woab has set me up to launder them for you.
pinky Jun 14 2017 @ 19:53
The story turned out great, but the comments afterwards were the money shot. I'm in a snit of envy, guess I'll go wash my monkey.
Rebbie Jun 15 2017 @ 17:31
That'll be $107.50, Pinky. But if you act now I will throw in a set of Guinsu knives for free.
Woab Jun 16 2017 @ 17:33
OMG, who threw this set of Ginsu Knives into all the clean monkeys?!?
LordVacuity Jun 16 2017 @ 20:40
Did you want monkeycide? Because this is how we get monkeycide.
pinky Jun 17 2017 @ 16:43
Rebbie - ok.I can pay with laundered monkey, right? Woab - It was Rebbie! Rebbie did it!