"Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC.

"Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?" The strange man said to me. "Hey dude Im here for LargeLouie69, ya seen him?" I said with a smile

that was upside so it was really a frown. Then Chris Hansen said, "What are you doing here?" Thinking quick I said, "Uhm...helping a kid who is home alone. Checking to see

"Don't you want a drink to relax?" Chris Hansen asked me. "No, sir, I'm underage." Could he not tell I was only thirteen? That's when it hit me. He knew damn well enough my age.

I rose up, enraged, and transformed into an impossibly beautiful dragon. I sparkled! I roared! My name was Death and I knew how to walk that walk. Chris blanched and fainted.

Sparkling flames erupted from my reptilian jaws as I approached Chris, still passed out & moaning.The fire alarms went off then & I knew it was only a matter of time before the VFD

showed up. Chris gripped his simian head with hairy hands. His bulging thighs burst his jeans. I gave him kick with my clawed foot. Screaming like a locomotive I belched a fireball

& crisped his monkey hairs nicely but otherwise just seemed to piss him off. He did a lightning bolt blast aimed at my power tail but I used a force field to block. Then I invoked

the power of Grayskull and expected a sudden and explosive conclusion to our battle. Unfortunately, I had not forseen his counterspell, which when uttered in Farsi was as potent as

two of mine. There was an explosion as I'd expected but the counterspell carried through. I had one chance; an old anti-counter-spell that could end the battle! ...IF only I remem-