I wanted a pudding pop but, every time I

I wanted a pudding pop but, every time I went to get one, the ghostly visage of Bill Cosby rose up before me. The same thing happened with Toaster Strudel - all I could think of

was that old Mentos commercial song. "Mento's freshness...ment...AAAaaaaargh!" Bill Cosby's hologram said, "I am Leonard Part 6, you must listen to my message carefully because

teenagers all over the world have no idea what they are really doing when they drop Mentos into 2-liter bottles of diet Coke! You must warn them! You must..." Cosby's hologram

flickered out. Bill and Ted looked at each other. "Duuude. we gotta warn someone." "But where can we find Mentos and Diet-Coke?" After a moment, they both yelled, "Circle K!"

Their excellent adventure continued after Bill and Ted bought the ingredients for their carbonated geyser eruption when they made a pit stop at Redbox on the way out to borrow

some light hearted romantic comedy. As adventurous as they were, they were not ashamed of their love for Channing Tatum. I mean have you seen the guys abs?

Yes, it is true he also has a thick neck but beggars can't be choosers. I've got the brains, Channing has the brawn let's make lots of money. $$$$$

But the problem with Channing having the brawn is that he often mis-remembered things in a disastrous way; whereas I say "make money" he hears "make monkeys". I come home to find

Tin. Monkeys: are the nouns I associate with these automatons. Abominable, hungry, apey: the adjectives. Prounouns are: they and it. The punctuation is just exclamation marks!!!!!!